"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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