I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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