So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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