How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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