: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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