Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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