Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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