So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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