Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Randomize
