Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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