Betty ford says i'm here all night
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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