Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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