So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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