so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
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Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
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