so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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