that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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