Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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