last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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