Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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