erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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