Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
