Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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The uberlube is also flammable
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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