Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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