he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
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I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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