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There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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