He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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