yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.