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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  well that was a long night...

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  dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?

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  no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on

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• (619): View more from California

  Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him

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• (727): View more from Florida

  The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas

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