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do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???

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(303): do u usually make out with people before telling them your name??? http://tfl.nu/ocp0

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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.

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(724): Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues. http://tfl.nu/n3ga

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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.

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(217): I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list. http://tfl.nu/jt04

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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?

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(317): Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume? http://tfl.nu/reh6

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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.

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(319): I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie. http://tfl.nu/hxcl

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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.

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(719): I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush. http://tfl.nu/eys0

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We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.

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(412): We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you. http://tfl.nu/7kee

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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?

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(845): It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship? http://tfl.nu/kgkd

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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?

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(619): Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened? http://tfl.nu/i6wm

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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road

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(801): After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road http://tfl.nu/nkf2

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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.

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(310): He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him. http://tfl.nu/0w0d

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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina

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(970): Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina http://tfl.nu/uvty

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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.

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(480): It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood. http://tfl.nu/ktz5

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(734): View more from Michigan

Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that

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Speaking

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(734): Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that (517): Speaking http://tfl.nu/78dl

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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!

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(502): just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year! http://tfl.nu/390j

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