Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (325): View more from Texas

  i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (325): i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits.. http://tfl.nu/taa7
  Replies (24) Good night (672) Bad night (2378)
• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?

  (816): View more from Missouri

  Most never. Some around 65.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title? (816): Most never. Some around 65. http://tfl.nu/dvz5
  Replies (22) Good night (2320) Bad night (765)
• Favorite

  (434): View more from Virginia

  KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (434): KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS. http://tfl.nu/51z5
  Replies (24) Good night (5197) Bad night (831)
• Favorite

  (909): View more from California

  do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?

  (760): View more from California

  and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (909): do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"? (760): and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook http://tfl.nu/nbai
  Replies (28) Good night (4890) Bad night (791)
• Favorite

  (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (715): I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one. http://tfl.nu/ogtf
  Replies (77) Good night (7292) Bad night (1783)
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer http://tfl.nu/kyu0
  Replies (7) Good night (1091) Bad night (4020)
• Favorite

  (514): View more from Quebec

  I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (514): I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was http://tfl.nu/5j8j
  Replies (14) Good night (7153) Bad night (3330)
• Favorite

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (973): Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick. http://tfl.nu/r63g
  Replies (7) Good night (948) Bad night (3762)
• Favorite

  (229): View more from Georgia

  You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (229): You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru http://tfl.nu/iwra
  Replies (10) Good night (4655) Bad night (1176)
• Favorite

  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (414): Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests. http://tfl.nu/dptn
  Replies (12) Good night (4281) Bad night (952)
• Favorite

  (972): View more from Texas

  the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.

  (214): View more from Texas

  elevator sex. pronto.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (972): the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me. (214): elevator sex. pronto. http://tfl.nu/j5vd
  Replies (5) Good night (2724) Bad night (935)
• Favorite

  (678): View more from Georgia

  You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (678): You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow' http://tfl.nu/uw7w
  Replies (12) Good night (3243) Bad night (747)
• Favorite

  (765): View more from Indiana

  So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (765): So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor. http://tfl.nu/2e0y
  Replies (6) Good night (1516) Bad night (542)
• Favorite

  (607): View more from New York

  I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (607): I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year. http://tfl.nu/ajj5
  Replies (4) Good night (1343) Bad night (440)
• Favorite

  (917): View more from New York City

  i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (917): i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON http://tfl.nu/vk8e
  Replies (5) Good night (786) Bad night (572)

Randomize