There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
