Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We're using joints as your birthday candles
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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