Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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