Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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