I bet he comes in French.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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