I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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