So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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