All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
My penis needs a shock collar
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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