they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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