You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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