The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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