tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
jump out the window naked night went bad
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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