I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
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i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
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