Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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