There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Help. Why am I so naked?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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