fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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