Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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