She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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