I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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