I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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