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say what?
wanna hang out?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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