God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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