she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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