about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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