But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
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I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
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All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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